i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv
"i don’t like garlic bread"
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
My spirit animal.
when someone unzips your pants