My spirit animal.
when someone unzips your pants
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
how could you not reblog this.
Hardcore judging you if you don’t reblog this.
This is my favorite tattoo picture.
This really upsets me, more then it should
A customer left this on their table the other day and i really like it :-)
How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener